Do you charge a zebra consultation fee?
I do — zebras make terrible clients.
It’s an overused word, but appropriate here:
Was there anyone in the driver’s seat when that was taken? Or are you leaning waaaaay over onto the passenger side?
Jen took the pic. I was in the driver’s seat, leaning waaaayyy back — we’d just passed a sign saying “Warning: Zebras Bite! Do Not Hand-Feed.”
(I think the signs were there not because zebras are any more likely to bite than are giraffes or deer or antelope or goats, but because zebras, when hand-fed by people in cars, can get very aggressive.
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