From Above the Law:
A promising Harvard Law School standout told cops during a bizarre
drunken tirade that he would “lie and cheat” to ruin them if — as a
future attorney — he ever calls them to a witness stand, police said.
The 3L, an unpaid intern for prosecutors in Dorchester County District courts, also “badged” the cops:
“Give me a fucking* ride, I work for the district attorney’s office.”
Four more months, and he could be a real prosecutor. Awesome.
*Every account I’ve read says “(expletive)”. I don’t do “(expletive)”, so I’m guessing here.