What do you do if you’re a U.S. District Court judge who’s concerned that the people handling security at a high-school prom might molest high-school students?
You order a “TSA certified person” to supervise, of course.
Because TSA-certified people would never grope high-school students?
Because TSA-certified people pat people down only when there are reasonable grounds?
Or because our kids should get used to being molested the US Government way?