Screw the DHS


(Thanks to the Electronic Privacy Information Center; PDF from Washington State University, see the source PDF, h/t Hit & RunWe didn’t start the fire.)

Assassination Attack Domestic security Drill Exercise Cops Law enforcement Authorities Disaster assistance Disaster management DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office) National preparedness Mitigation Prevention Response Recovery Dirty bomb Domestic nuclear detection

HAZMAT & Nuclear

Hazmat
Nuclear
Chemical spill
Suspicious package/device Toxic

National laboratory Nuclear facility Nuclear threat Cloud

Plume Radiation Radioactive

Health Concern + H1N1

Outbreak Contamination Exposure Virus Evacuation Bacteria Recall

Ebola
Food Poisoning
Foot and Mouth (FMD) H5N1
Avian
Flu

Emergency management Emergency response
First responder
Homeland security Maritime domain awareness (MDA)

National preparedness initiative
Militia
Shooting

Shots fired Evacuation
Deaths
Hostage
Explosion (explosive) Police

Disaster medical assistance team (DMAT)
Organized crime

Leak
Biological infection (or event)
Chemical
Chemical burn
Biological
Epidemic
Hazardous
Hazardous material incident Industrial spill
Infection
Powder (white)

Salmonella
Small Pox
Plague
Human to human Human to Animal Influenza

Center for Disease Control (CDC)
Drug Administration (FDA) Public Health

Toxic
Agro Terror Tuberculosis (TB)

Gangs
National security
State of emergency Security
Breach
Threat
Standoff
SW A T
Screening
Lockdown
Bomb (squad or threat) Crash
Looting
Riot
Emergency Landing Pipe bomb
Incident
Facility

Gas
Spillover Anthrax
Blister agent Chemical agent Exposure
Burn
Nerve agent Ricin
Sarin
North Korea

Agriculture Listeria Symptoms Mutation Resistant Antiviral
Wave Pandemic Infection Water/air borne Sick

Swine Pork 

Strain Quarantine H1N1 Vaccine

Infrastructure Security

Infrastructure security Airport
CIKR (Critical Infrastructure & Key Resources) AMTRAK
Collapse
Computer infrastructure Communications infrastructure Telecommunications
Critical infrastructure National infrastructure Metro
WMATA

Southwest Border Violence

Drug cartel Violence
Gang
Drug Narcotics Cocaine Marijuana Heroin
Border Mexico
Cartel Southwest Juarez
Sinaloa Tijuana Torreon
Yuma
Tucson Decapitated U.S. Consulate Consular

El Paso

Tamiflu Norvo Virus Epidemic

Airplane (and derivatives) Chemical fire
Subway
BART

MARTA
Port Authority
NBIC (National Biosurveillance Integration Center)
Transportation security Grid
Power
Smart
Body scanner

Fort Hancock
San Diego
Ciudad Juarez Nogales
Sonora
Colombia
Mara salvatrucha MS13 or MS-13 Drug war Mexican army Methamphetamine Cartel de Golfo Gulf Cartel

La Familia
Reynosa
Nuevo Leon
Narcos
Narco banners (Spanish equivalents)

Los Zetas Shootout Execution

World Health Organization (WHO) (and components) Viral Hemorrhagic Fever E. Coli

Electric
Failure or outage Black out
Brown out
Port
Dock
Bridge
Cancelled
Delays
Service disruption Power lines

Gunfight
Trafficking
Kidnap
Calderon
Reyosa
Bust
Tamaulipas
Meth Lab
Drug trade
Illegal immigrants Smuggling (smugglers) Matamoros Michoacana

Guzman Arellano-Felix Beltran-Leyva Barrio Azteca Artistic Assassins Mexicles

New Federation

Terrorism

Terrorism
Al Qaeda (all spellings) Terror
Attack
Iraq
Afghanistan
Iran
Pakistan
Agro
Environmental terrorist
Eco terrorism
Conventional weapon Target
Weapons grade
Dirty bomb
Enriched
Nuclear
Chemical weapon Biological weapon Ammonium nitrate Improvised explosive device

Weather/Disaster/Emergency

Emergency Hurricane Tornado
Twister
Tsunami Earthquake Tremor
Flood
Storm
Crest
Temblor Extreme weather Forest fire

Brush fire

Cyber security
Botnet
DDOS (dedicated denial of service)
Denial of service
Malware
Virus
Trojan
Keylogger
Cyber Command

IED (Improvised Explosive Device)
Abu Sayyaf
Hamas

FARC (Armed Revolutionary Forces Colombia)
IRA (Irish Republican Army) ETA (Euskadi ta Askatasuna) Basque Separatists

Hezbollah
Tamil Tigers
PLF (Palestine Liberation Front)
PLO (Palestine Liberation Organization
Car bomb
Jihad
Taliban
Weapons cache
Suicide bomber
Suicide attack

Ice
Stranded/Stuck
Help
Hail
Wildfire
Tsunami Warning Center Magnitude
Avalanche
Typhoon Shelter-in-place
Disaster
Snow
Blizzard
Sleet
Cyber Security
2600
Spammer
Phishing
Rootkit
Phreaking
Cain and abel
Brute forcing
Mysql injection
Cyber attack
Cyber terror

Suspicious substance AQAP (AL Qaeda Arabian Peninsula)
AQIM (Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb)
TTP (Tehrik-i-Taliban Pakistan)
Yemen
Pirates
Extremism
Somalia
Nigeria
Radicals
Al-Shabaab
Home grown
Plot
Nationalist
Recruitment Fundamentalism
Islamist

Mud slide or Mudslide Erosion
Power outage
Brown out

Warning Watch Lightening Aid

Relief
Closure
Interstate
Burst
Emergency Broadcast System

Hacker China Conficker Worm Scammers Social media 


4 responses to “Screw the DHS”

  1. Congratulations, Mark, on being the newest American citizen to make the DHS Watch List. I’d say more but since this site is currently being monitored by some 176 government employees from 38 different government agencies with 19 different IP addresses, I figure it’s best that I just move along now lest I end up on some list myself…

  2. This is probably a good time to remind people that the following substitutions are approved when it is necessary to avoid government surveillance.
    s/bomb/romney/
    s/al quaeda/RNC/
    s/PKK/DNC/
    s/Dept of Homeland Security/Ministry of Truth/
    s/gangs/congressional subcommittees/
    s/radiation/aviation safety/

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