Criminal-defense lawyers like me get paid lots of money to help people make decisions that will affect them for the rest of their lives. Our advice, when given, is based on a thorough understanding of the facts as well as years of experience dealing with the infinite nuances of the law.

If you make decisions that will affect your future based on things you’ve read on a website, you’re an idiot. Don’t blame me.

If you call me after you screw things up, it’s going to cost five times what it would have cost you before.